How Fast Are You?

I’m a photo nerd and a professional web geek.
I relish all things tech and food.
I have been known to bring a roomful of people under my control with several well-placed chocolate cakes. Beware.

Did I mention the food?

• I like to eat and nap.
• I have an Apple tattoo… on my heart.
• I live near the water where there are fewer humans.
• I welcome our future robot overlords.
• I am freakishly tall.
• I can reach the top shelf where the cookies are hidden.
• No, you cannot have a cookie.