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Tag: groupthink

Longing to Belong

by thatbaldguy on 14 Jan 2010 at 08:40:42, under art and design, culture

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From the new and already fantastic Small Victories.

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Creepy Zombie Woshiper T-Shirts

by thatbaldguy on 15 Feb 2009 at 18:42:14, under culture

I’ve seen these all over the weebs the last few weeks, and they still creep me the hell out.

Ex-Masturbator T-Shirt

The comments on the site are a laugh a minute, like this one from “Former M’er”:

I’m so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil’s urge to purge.

Some of the other fine slogans available, complete with inconsistent capitalization:

  • Ex-Diva
  • Ex-Hypocrite
  • Ex-fornicator
  • Ex-atheist
  • Ex-Slave
  • Ex-Homosexual1
  • Ex-Porn Addict
  • Ex-Rebel

Now you’ll have to excuse me, as I feel an intense need to purge. You see, I’m addicted to porn featuring rebellious lesbian divas who spout hypocritical atheist slogans at fornicating slave girls. Mmm, slave girls.

Via Warren Ellis.

  1. <rant>Really? How did that happen? As far as I know, the only way to stop being a homosexual is to stop breathing for an extended period of time. Perhaps the cultists would like to demonstrate their technique for all the poor homos out there. They could even start a new t-shirt line: Asphyxiate for Christ! And suicide squads are all the rage these days. Think of the marketing potential. Or just, you know, think.</rant>
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